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some good old jokes

Post  robbo1970 on Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:50 am

A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!
"What's it like, where you are now," he asked.
"What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."
"Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?"
"You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."
Sad Sad Sad Mad Mad Mad Mad

In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They are astonished and say:
"What a clever dog!"
But the man protests:
"No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Sad


"So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov - Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!"
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

2 friends meet in the street and one of them says:
- My wife says that if tomorrow I go to the chess match, she will take my children and she will leave me.
The other friend asks to him:
- And what you will do?
And the other answers to him:
- E4, like always!



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